Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.

Pop some popcorn without puting the lid on the pan.

When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy-gram.

Make a "to do" list of things you have already done.

Dance naked in front of your pets.

Fill out your tax forms in Roman Numerals.

Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his/her waiting room.

Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend that they are in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions.

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