An Irishman had had a few pints one night and was stopped by his local constable while driving.  "Sean", the officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you that your wife fell out of your car a few miles back".

Sean started sobbing and said, "Oh thank you, thank you, Officer.  I was  afraid I'd done gone deaf!!"

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