#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "winme.h"
#include "win2000.h"
#include "winxp.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    void main()
    {
        while(!CRASHED)
        {
            display_copyright_message();
            display_bill_rules_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            if (first_time_installation)
            {
                make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                do_nothing_loop()
                totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                disable_Netscape();
                disable_RealPlayer();
                disable_Corel_Products();
                hang_system();
            }
            write_something(anything);
            display_copyright_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            do_some_stuff();

            if (still_not_crashed)
            {
                display_copyright_message();
                do_nothing_loop();
                basically_run_windows_3.1();
                do_nothing_loop();
                do_nothing_loop();

            }

        }
        if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
        {
            set_wait_states(lots);
            set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
            set_mouse(action, jumpy);
            set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
        }

         /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
         /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
         printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
         if (system_ok())
             crash(to_dos_prompt)
         else
             system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
         while(something)
            {
                sleep(5);
                get_user_input();
                sleep(5);
                act_on_user_input();
                sleep(5);
            }
            create_general_protection_fault();
}
    

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