To the tune of "Blowin' In The Wind"
With Apologies to Bob Dylan

How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost?
Why when a man becomes married is he
Unable to find his own socks?
How many times will it take 'til he knows
He's seen the Three Stooges enough?

The answer, my friend, I cannot comprehend,
The answer, I cannot comprehend.

How many shows can a man surf through
Before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
Is a DustBuster Plus for the house?
How many sounds can a man's body make
Before he sleeps on the couch?

The answer my friend, is take two aspirin,
The answer is take two aspirin.

Why when we go for a romantic drive
Do we wind up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
So I land on cold porcelain?
How men really feel is mystery to me
And probably a mystery to them!

The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin
The answer is driving me to gin.

Author Unknown